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Tell on yourself. Get clocked.
Five harmless details. One sharply tailored reality check. Built for the group chat, calibrated for your ego.
Your answers are never saved. They are used only for this one AI roast, then gone.
Sample verdictSeverity / 8.6
“You do not have a sleep schedule. You have a soft-launch of being nocturnal.”
Ouch Modegroup-chat certified
Friendly fire only.
How it works
A five-step self-own.
01
Confess
Drop five low-stakes details. Keep it casual; skip anything sensitive.
02
Get clocked
The AI turns your answers into one witty, specific little reality check.
03
Share the bruise
Save the card, send it to the group chat, deny nothing.
The roast booth
Start with the evidence.
Tiny specifics make a much better roast. Keep it casual. Keep it anonymous.
Privacy, without the tiny print.We do not create an account or save your answers. Do not enter private, sensitive, or identifying information.